Let's be 1905, but not 1917.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 17:05:14 +0100

Frank Turner - Long Live The Queen

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:23:44 +0100

Frank Turner - Long Live The Queen

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Mon, 04 Jun 2012 11:19:11 +0100

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 23:09:09 +0100

Just because you’re gay and somebody happened to unfollow you, doesn’t make them...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 20:01:49 +0100

Just because you’re gay and somebody happened to unfollow you, doesn’t make them homophobic. They either deleted their account or didn’t like your posts. Not everything revolves around your sexuality, stop making it such a big thing!

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 19:32:46 +0100

dearfrankturner: TRUTH!

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:38:54 +0100

dearfrankturner:

TRUTH!

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 15:17:35 +0100

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:41:14 +0100

kayleighember: Belle And Sebastian - Get Me Away From Here, I’m...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:15:07 +0100

kayleighember:

Belle And Sebastian - Get Me Away From Here, I’m Dying

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Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:11:29 +0100

Everyone is being really patriotic today - am I the only one who doesn’t seem to care?...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:04:01 +0100

Everyone is being really patriotic today - am I the only one who doesn’t seem to care? She’s the Queen, yes, she’s been on the throne 60 years, yes, but I can’t get in the celebratory mood for this one.

consulting-meerkat: Pixar: The only company that takes the time...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 10:00:06 +0100

consulting-meerkat:

Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.

etiolatify: doge-is-pleased: enemiesandirony: ravengoodwoman: ...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 09:53:22 +0100

etiolatify:

doge-is-pleased:

enemiesandirony:

ravengoodwoman:

downtothelastbullet:

greenet:

tikaka:

clockworksexual:

iwoulddeduceyoutwice:

sugarkitteh:

bigbangpunch:

BRITISH VERSION OF THIS:

1. BOIL THE KETTLE - IF YOU HAVE TO USE A STOVE OR MICROWAVE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR HOUSE

2. USE ANY WATER IN EXISTENCE - FUCK FILTERING THAT SHIT YOU DON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE YOUR SHOW IS BACK ON IN 5 MINUTES PRESS A

3. THROW WHATEVER THE HELL TEABAG YOU HAVE IN THERE - FUCK LOOSE TEA THAT IS FOR WHEN YOU ORDER TEA OUTSIDE

4. USE YOUR STIRRING TEABAG METHOD OF CHOICE, ADD SUGAR/SWEETENER LIKE A BOSS OR NOT IF YOU ARE A HEALTHY BOSS

5. GRUMBLE LIKE A FISHERMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE KETTLE AREA TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO GET MILK AND BACK TO IT AGAIN AFTER YOU ADD IT

6. RUN BACK TO WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING, TAKE A COMFORT SIP AND THEN EITHER FINISH IT OR FORGET ABOUT IT AND MOAN ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU LET IT GO COLD

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EDIT: IF YOU CAN’T SPOT IF NOT FROM THIS ALONE THEN THE NATURE OF MY TUMBLR THAT I’M NOT MAKING A DIG AT HER COMIC SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW LAZY WE ARE OVER HERE WITH TEA THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET. THE COMIC COVERS ALL TEA OPTIONS. COME AT ME BRO.

THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION

JUST GET THE BLOODY BILLY ON THE FIRE AND THROW IN A FISTFUL OF TEA FOR EACH BUGGER AFTER THE WATER BOILS

TAKE OFF FIRE

WAIT UNTIL IT REACHES DESIRED STRENGTH

CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING A SPOON STOOD UPRIGHT IN IT IS IDEAL

WHACK BILLY TO ENCOURAGE SINKING OF TEA LEAVES

POUR IT OUT

ADD AS MUCH MILK AND SUGAR AS YOU LIKE OR NOT AT ALL ~~VEGEMITE IS ACCEPTABLE~~

DRINK IT DOWN WHILE RIDING OFF INTO THE OUTBACK ON YOUR BIG RED KANGAROO ON A SADDLE MADE OF DROPBEAR PELTS, WITH YOUR TRUSTY BRUMBY PACKING ALONG YOUR SWAG AND A DINGO BY YOUR SIDE

CHEERS MATE

CANADIAN VERSION

WHAT IS ENGLAND DOING?

OK NOW COPY THAT SHIT AND JUST CHANGE A FEW THINGS

NO PUSSY REAL “TEAWARE”, WE HAVE NORMAL COFFEE MUGS FOR THAT SHIT.

USE WHATEVER APPLIANCE YOU WANT TO HEAT THE DAMN WATER, YEAH WE SIGNED OUR FUCKING FREEDOM. NO ONE SAID IT WAS MANDATORY FOR KETTLES!

SIT LIKE A CLASSY MAN/WOMAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO BOIL

EAT SOME BACON

THROW A TEABAG IN THERE, LOOSE TEA IS FOR MY MONARCHIST AUNT.

DUMP SO MUCH SUGAR IN IT THAT YOU GET DIABETES AND SO MUCH MILK THAT YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND MILK THE COW, BETSY.

TAKE A SIP.

SCALD YOURSELF AND ALMOST DROP MUG, SPILLING IT DOWN THE FRONT OF YOUR BACK IN THE PROCESS.

REALIZE TEA ISN’T TOO MUCH OF YOUR THING AND GO BACK TO COFFEE.

AMERICAN VERSION

FIND A CUP(?) (ANY CLEAN, CUP-LIKE INSTRUMENT WILL WORK)

FILL IT WITH TAP WATER

ADD FIVE SPOONFULS OF INSTANT ICED TEA POWDER

STIR THAT SHIT SO HARD YOU SPILL SOME ON THE COUNTER, LET GO OF THE SPOON SO YOU CAN WATCH IT SPIN

DRINK IT AND CHOKE BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET

POUR SOME INTO THE SINK AND ADD WATER IN HOPES THAT IT WILL TASTE ACCEPTABLE

REPEAT UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT

ADD ICE CUBES AND A STRAW TO ENHANCE CLASSINESS

FINNISH VERSION

FUCK THE KETTLE, JUST TAKE THE PAIL FROM THE SAUNA

IF THE WATER ISN’T BOILING, YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG

TOSS THE BIRCH VIHTA IN THE WATER AND LET IT SEEP FOR A WHILE

GET A BOTTLE OF VODKA

DRINK THE VODKA

FORGET THE “TEA” UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN

RINSE YOUR NAKED BODY WITH THE BIRCH TEA

GO ROLL IN THE SNOW AND SCREAM FOR YOUR ANCIENT GODS

NORWEGIAN VERSION

BOIL WATER IN ELECTRIC KETTLE

TAKE OUT INSTANT COFFEE

DRINK COFFEE

…WHAT DO YOU MEAN “TEA”?

SOUTHERN VERSION

GET A POT AND PUT SOME WATER AND A BUNCH OF TEA BAGS IN THAT SONOFABITCH

BOIL THAT SHIT

PUT THAT SHIT IN A PITCHER

ADD SUGAR

KEEP ADDING SUGAR

NO, YOU’RE NOT DONE YET

WHEN THE SUGAR HAS REACHED ITS SATURATION POINT AND IS NO LONGER ACTUALLY DISSOLVING IN BOILING WATER THEN YOU’RE DONE

(i am not making this up i know people who make it that way)

FILL THE REST OF THAT SHIT UP WITH WATER AND PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ICEBOX

ENJOY THAT SHIT WITH A NICE TASTY PLATE OF DEEP-FRIED THINGS

YES

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW MY FATHER’s MOTHER MAKES HER SWEET TEA

(How in the world do I still have teeth, geez)

REAL AMERICAN VERSION

THROW TEA IN HARBOR

I AM DYING. OHMYGOD

mountainsofmagnolias: LOLLLLLL

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 22:23:20 +0100

mountainsofmagnolias:

LOLLLLLL

Oh, so my A-Levels aren’t as hard as your BTEC performances? You say you like playing music,...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:24:52 +0100

Oh, so my A-Levels aren’t as hard as your BTEC performances? You say you like playing music, it’s not as if you hate some of your subjects. Seriously mate, you’re doing my nut in, stop making out that everything you do is the end of the world - you don’t need these grades for uni.

Fuck yourself.

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Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:55:16 +0100

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Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:00:02 +0100

Hey who remembers that insurance company with that advert with a guy singing 0800 00 1066?

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:59:53 +0100

welaugh-indoors:

Only british people will know this and that’s all the patriotism i can muster.

Hastings Direct?

Coincidentally, this is the only way I ever remembered the year that the Battle of Hastings took place.

condnsdmlk: Terri: Geoff Holhurst? For Leader? That would be...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:03:44 +0100

condnsdmlk:

Terri: Geoff Holhurst? For Leader? That would be extraordinary. Very bizarre - he’s got such a tiny head.

Ollie: You’re right actually. He’s got a miniature head.