"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
ooooh so i apply for erasmus funding, great, all going fine, the woman i need to contact is out of office for another three weeks
putain de merde de bordel d’erasmus je l’emmerde