And most of all, I will not grow up.

Emily. Twenty. Student, polyglot in training, angry undercover punk. Making eczema my bitch slowly but surely.


Cats rock.

I wish I could actually catch my cats’ shenanigans on camera… all the good stuff happens when I can’t record them.

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So I don’t want to curse it or anything, but I think I might have got me a Strasbourg room for the semester in the bag.

Ooh yeah

Paying through the nose mind but needs must, I suppose.


I Still Believe 


imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via owliver)

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

(via damnguido)

People sometimes ask me if I’m happy and I tell them to fuck off.
Thom Yorke (via blackestdespondency)

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The days news, in one photo

Relevant right now

Relevant all the fucking time

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